That's my girl!

You're doing it wrong!

Thanks Stingray. You made my day.

The "Spanglish" Sandwich

If you haven't seen the movie. Adam Sandler plays a chef. He makes the ultimate "chef at home" sandwich. I started with thick sliced bacon. I like to cook bacon in the oven on a baking sheet. More even cooking. Better grease control. I found a loaf of wheat french bread which I sliced into long diagonal cuts. I toasted them in a bit of the bacon grease. Then comes the bacon. If I'm ever unemployed, I can get a job as a short order cook. I know how to flip an egg. Cook the egg to over-medium/ AKA slightly runny. Egg goes on top of bacon. Next comes tomato. Maybe a bit a pepper and salt here. A leaf of romaine lettuce. A horizontal view of the finished product. Ready for eating!

Nap, Interrupted

I wish I could sleep that soundly

I have pissed off the internet

No one wants to talk to me today. Sorry, internet.

Snoozing Woozle

Meet the newest member of the D4 household: Grrr T. Wozzle

Gerry Who?

While chatting with a couple of the guys over at The Lounge, I happened to mention that my Congresscritter was Sheila Jackson Lee. For some reason they found this to be frakking hilarious. My Congressional District. Behold the Evil Pacman!