CSM Quickie, Dim Bulb

CAR: "I want I refund for these light bulbs. They don't work."

CSM: "Sir, this receipt says you bought a four pack of GE 100 watt bulbs. This box is for a Sylvania 40 watt."

CAR: "They don't work."

CSM: "We don't sell Sylvania."

CAR: "They don't work."

CSM: "There are only two bulbs in here."

CAR: "They don't work."

CSM: "A 60 watt and a 75."

CAR: "They don't work"

CSM: "There's dead bugs stuck to them."

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