CSM Quickie, Pull my finger.

CAR: “I'll give you $10 for this lamp. The switch is messed up."
CSM: “I’m sorry ma’am, I can’t give you a discount but I’m sure we can find you a lamp that works.”
CAR: “Would you pay $20 for this lamp?”
CSM: “No ma’am. I’d buy a lamp that wasn’t broken.”

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