CSM Quickie, On the other hand
CSM: “So the customer’s total was how much?”
Future Ex-Cashier: “Five dollars and fifteen cents.”
CSM: “And he gave you how much?”
FXC: “Ten dollars”
CSM: “And you did what?”
FXC: Presses 1 and the double zero key twice
CSM: “So you gave the customer ninety-four dollars and eighty-five cents?”
FXC: “That’s what the register told me to do!”
Future Ex-Cashier: “Five dollars and fifteen cents.”
CSM: “And he gave you how much?”
FXC: “Ten dollars”
CSM: “And you did what?”
FXC: Presses 1 and the double zero key twice
CSM: “So you gave the customer ninety-four dollars and eighty-five cents?”
FXC: “That’s what the register told me to do!”
Dude, did M.A. really say that, I mean the quote at the top of your blog? If so, please provide a reference. It's good, and M.A. is always worth a re-read, but I ain't got the time.
ReplyDeleteMr. Anymouse
ReplyDeleteI can't vouch for the quote.
Here's where I found it.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/20070814/NATION02/108140063
Quote verified.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/marcusaure108217.html
Please tell me that this post is not based on a real life incident.
ReplyDeletePleasepleaseplease...
Light bulb dude was a take-off on the crazy shit people try to return.
ReplyDeleteThis one is sad but true.
People hurt my brain when they don't use theirs.
ReplyDeleteeukonidor,
ReplyDeleteShe was a very sweet lady and using her brain in the way it was wired. Wrong person in the wrong job.