The chicken is invested but the pig is committed
Because I have a blog
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to
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ReplyDeleteAre chickens subject to some moral condemnation in the Koran, of which I am unaware? Or was it just thrown into make the invested/committed remark? ;)
ReplyDeleteTo the best of my knowledge, big Mo was never offended by a yard bird.
ReplyDeleteBut you never know. Some Mullah might discover the clever Zionist plot to feminize the Mujahideen with the chicks.
Funny how that doesn't sound near as crazy as the real stuff posted on LGF everyday.